| Date | Post |
|---|---|
| 2022-12-13 | Can I eat this? Probably. |
| 2021-11-11 | """The real Pacific Princess had a crew of 373, rather than 6""" |
| 2016-12-29 | """Your itinerary of self-destruction is a stellar one""" |
| 2016-12-20 | 90-year-old Jerry Lewis gives precisely zero fucks |
| 2015-12-13 | MRA Dilbert |
| 2015-12-06 | Elmo Ruined Sesame Street |
| 2015-09-15 | I have never turned heads |
| 2015-08-28 | There are very few people to root for in this story |
| 2015-06-10 | Serena Williams: Dominant, targeted |
| 2014-11-17 | what happened when i wore a low-rise bikini |
| 2014-10-17 | It was for the best, every time. |
| 2014-07-14 | """Tacky""" |
| 2014-06-05 | Contributing to the delinquency of a minor |
| 2014-06-04 | """Let's go get 'em, boys,"" he said, arming himself with a fungo bat...." |
| 2014-03-24 | “I hate everyone I know.” |
| 2013-11-05 | CHALLENGE ACCEPTED |
| 2013-10-31 | Why I quit major league baseball |
| 2010-07-20 | Why Online Dating Is So Unsatisfying |
| 2010-07-19 | Why Online Dating Is So Unsatisfying |