| Date | Post |
|---|
| 2018-12-17 | Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap |
| 2018-06-05 | The Constitutional Crisis is here. It's been here. |
| 2017-12-15 | When We Fight, We Have Our Children With Us |
| 2017-12-12 | [Puts down snifter] |
| 2017-12-12 | Struggle for the Heart of Dixie |
| 2017-12-12 | Struggle for the Heart of Dixie |
| 2017-12-12 | Struggle for the Heart of Dixie |
| 2017-11-19 | Thanks for nothing |
| 2017-11-01 | Get Covered |
| 2017-11-01 | Get Covered |
| 2017-10-24 | """They are texting to wear the wrong shoes.""" |
| 2017-09-01 | @realtonytiger I'd fuck that tiger |
| 2017-07-11 | """There's a good chance I may have committed some light...treason.""" |
| 2017-07-11 | """There's a good chance I may have committed some light...treason.""" |
| 2017-06-08 | Let Her Speak, Please! |
| 2017-04-25 | The Philosemitic / Antisemitic Tchotchke Market |
| 2017-02-21 | 150+ gravesites vandalized at Chesed Shel Emeth Cemetery in Missouri |
| 2016-12-05 | """One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.""" |
| 2016-10-19 | ♪♫ Oh my God. Tear this dude apart. |
| 2016-10-19 | ♪♫ Oh my God. Tear this dude apart. |
| 2016-10-08 | [ELECTION 2016] ♪♫ He’s never gon' be President now... ♪♫ |
| 2016-10-08 | [ELECTION 2016] ♪♫ He’s never gon' be President now... ♪♫ |
| 2016-08-10 | The Drone Presidency |
| 2016-04-05 | The Voyeur's Motel |
| 2016-02-13 | Antonin Scalia (March 11, 1936 - February 13, 2016) |
| 2016-01-20 | This Professor Fell In Love With His Grad Student, Then Fired Her For It |
| 2015-05-14 | Her legacy is rooted in resisting the foundation of American capitalism. |
| 2014-05-30 | Racism Award: $2B |
| 2014-04-24 | I didn't ask. |
| 2014-04-10 | A Song Of Rent And Maintenance |
| 2014-03-25 | Contraception is my business |
| 2014-03-20 | """It took more time than it should have for them to be put in isolation""" |
| 2014-03-18 | it really is a very large pig |
| 2014-03-13 | """If you want to kill someone, do it with a car.""" |
| 2014-03-12 | Codename: TURBINE. Your computer may already be owned. |
| 2014-03-12 | Codename: TURBINE. Your computer may already be owned. |
| 2014-03-04 | The Indian Sanitary Pad Revolutionary |
| 2014-02-18 | Wall Street Debutants' Big Party |
| 2014-02-18 | Wall Street Debutants' Big Party |
| 2014-02-07 | Dibs! |
| 2014-02-06 | Discursive use of time, ambivalence, banality, and wonder. |
| 2014-02-06 | Discursive use of time, ambivalence, banality, and wonder. |
| 2014-01-24 | The Dark Side of the Truffle Trade |
| 2014-01-08 | Butts pumped up like a pair of Reeboks |
| 2014-01-08 | Butts pumped up like a pair of Reeboks |
| 2014-01-08 | Butts pumped up like a pair of Reeboks |
| 2013-12-23 | """Mirror twins are the ultimate twins. Fuck all you other twins.""" |
| 2013-11-05 | People interested in murder are a naive and trusting lot |
| 2013-10-09 | Penis Beaker |
| 2013-09-19 | Pope Francis Talks.... and talks... and talks |
| 2013-09-18 | Death of an adjunct |
| 2013-09-18 | Death of an adjunct |
| 2013-09-09 | "I thought ""gender inclusivity"" meant more apps about boobies?" |
| 2013-09-04 | Teaching naked |
| 2013-09-03 | The Naked Chef? More like The Knob-end Chef. |
| 2013-08-13 | Evidence-Based Pregnancy |
| 2013-08-07 | The Opt-Out Revolution, Revisited |
| 2013-07-30 | """The need for diapers is 'practically infinite'""" |
| 2013-07-30 | """The need for diapers is 'practically infinite'""" |
| 2013-07-30 | """The need for diapers is 'practically infinite'""" |
| 2013-07-02 | SO OLD AS TO BE MOSTLY NONEXISTENT, CURRENTLY |
| 2013-06-19 | Quinoa absolutely loves a juxtaposition. And irony. And gummi bears. |
| 2013-06-19 | Obesity Reclassified as a Disease |
| 2013-05-21 | Bearing Witness |
| 2013-04-30 | Madame, it is an old word and each one takes it new and wears it out |
| 2013-04-12 | I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. |
| 2013-04-05 | """The only one used on official world tournaments. Don't settle for less""" |
| 2013-04-05 | """The only one used on official world tournaments. Don't settle for less""" |
| 2013-03-14 | The Files Will Get Out |
| 2013-03-06 | Right to privacy |
| 2013-02-09 | An internal investigation is ongoing |
| 2012-09-17 | my job is is not to worry about those people |
| 2010-06-16 | How to Keep Someone With You Forever |